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Archive for June, 2012


Episode Ten: Oh Shit

Nicky refers to an unexpected turn of events in a game as an “Oh Shit Moment.” These moments are very common in games, and in this episode, we address our own experiences with these moments, as well as give some advice about how to deal with them as a GM.

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Episode 2-10

Favorite Games of the Week

Dead Reign
World of Darkness: Reliquary

Currently Playing

We are playing a one-shot of the Dungeon Crawl Classics RPG. It’s hilarious and awesome! As you know, Joe loves random charts in games (as you can hear in his
Dead Reign review) and this game is chock-full of random craziness. It’s a LOT of fun!


We got a new Mic! It’s awesome.

We are officially running an unofficial game or two at GenCon. Please let us know what you’d be interested in.


A big thank you for everyone who has bought something with out affiliate links and used the support button.

The best version of the “Head of Vecna” story can be found here, but make sure you search for “Vecna” to find it on the page.

Jenny Lawson’s blog is hilarious, as is her book.

If you don’t understand Joe’s Predator reference…why haven’t you seen that movie? Here’s an example of Predator vision.

All Quiet on the Western Front is awesome. You should read it.

Music Section

“Roll the Dice, Make my Day [Stick Jones Remix]” (Stick Jones)
“Old Yes” (Black Moth Super Rainbow)
“Hoffies” (FocusZero)
“Bobaflex Warriors” (Primitive Epic)

Games Mentioned

Dungeons & Dragons
Vampire: the Requiem
Dresden Files RPG
Star Wars d20
Dogs in the Vineyard
Sorcery & Super Science!
All Flesh Must Be Eaten
All Flesh Must be Eaten: One of the Living
Hunter: The Vigil
Werewolf: The Forsaken
Mage: The Awakening
Promethean: The Created
Broncosaurus Rex

June 26, 2012 Uncategorized joewolz

Joe Reviews: The Yaurcoan Empire

I miss playing Savage Worlds, and plan on returning to it one of these days. When I do, I sincerely hope it is to play Totems of the Dead. I am a Latin American scholar, and spend an inordinate amount of time studying the pre-Columbian peoples of North and Central America. As a result of this fascination, a pre-Columbian fantasy game like Totems of the Dead is definitely one of my favorite games. (We did an episode in season one where it was featured as a favorite game.)

The Yaurcoan Empire sourcebook is a fantastic resource for Totems of the Dead, especially if you want an Incan themed game. If I can put my historian hat on a for a moment, The Yaurcoan Empire won’t get you through a class on the Inca, as the Empire presented in the book is a mash up of the Incan Empire around the time of its “discovery” by Pizarro. I like to think of the Yaurcoan Empire as a bit of alternate history with the assumption that the Spanish never showed up…and it has Pterosaur riding warriors and Pleistocene animals wandering around (like Terror Birds). This, to me, makes it incredibly awesome!

The book itself is short but sweet, covering all sorts of material without bogging the reader down in minutiae. There is at least one adventure seed per page, and I’m not exaggerating about that. There is a part that covers the history, religion, and culture of the Yaurcoan Empire and its subject people. Like the Incas, the Yaurcoa dominate a bunch of local tribes, some of whom resent the dominance and others who are busily assimilating, as well as many shades of gray in between the extremes. The religion section is interesting and really illustrates this cosmopolitan atmosphere.

The Gazetteer section is also incredibly informative and useful for a GM who is going to run a game set in the cities of the Empire. Each city comes complete with a sentence or two of history, some cultural differences highlighted, and a little news (adventure seed!). The places are wonderfully thought out, and yet tease you with a lack of detail begging to be filled in! The entire book is written with an eye for tantalizing your imagination with ways to bridge gaps between short bursts of inspirational prose. There are neat details like a mention that there are hidden valleys in the mountains containing monsters, treasure, secret estates, and ancient ruins. They even mention a couple of peoples from the distant past (one a race of giants that still inhabit some of the valleys) to help you flavor your own ruins.

There is only a page of new crunch in here, which definitively shows that it’s more of a GM’s book than one for players. The new edges and equipment is still pretty cool, though. In the GM’s section of the book there are stats and backgrounds for a few major characters mentioned in the current events of the Empire, which does a really good job of showing you how to build a character from a similar background. Each description has a few good story hooks in it, too. There are two pages of “secrets,” which are really just adventure seeds, and they add a lot of ideas!

The bestiary section is really cool, too, which is really a feature of this line (the GM’s Guide has a massive bestiary). It has the stats you would need to run the adventure at the end of the book. The adventure is only a page, and would require a little bit of exposition on the GM’s part. It does a solid job of giving someone a good kick start to the two-fisted nature of the game.

Overall, if you like Totems of the Dead, pick up The Yaurcoan Empire. It’d be six dollars well spent, as at the very least it will keep you inspired to do something. The best praise I can heap on The Yaurcoan Empire is that it screams to be played. The entire time you read it as a GM your head will spin with ideas to run a game set in the Empire itself.

June 20, 2012 Uncategorized joewolz

Episode Nine: Epic GMing

In this episode, Nicky and Joe are joined by Kevin the Epic, who has just finished running his first campaign. We talk about Epic’s process of creating his campaign as well as some of his responses to our crazy groups’ methods of play. It was nice to have him on, thank you Kevin.

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Episode 2-9

Favorite Games of the Week

Secrets of Forgotten Magic Items
Nyambe: African Adventures
Broncosaurus Rex
Planets of Peril: The Sword & Planet Role Playing Game

Currently Playing

We finished Remnants! There’s a full overview of the campaign from the GM’s perspective, and now we’re looking forward to playing a few short games over the summer, including Sorcery & Super Science!


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Joe plugs his review for Background Noise.

Remnants is still on sale as of this posting, pick it up!


Ali! You should totally listen!

Jay! Consider this episode a bit of a retraction!

We’d like to take a moment to thank Outrider Studios for making Remnants, because it was a truly fantastic experience for us.

Also, Rite Publishing is great!

Once again, Joe plugs the book A Voyage to Arcturus by David Lindsay, as well as A Princess of Mars by Edgar Rice Burroughs.

Music Section

“Roll the Dice, Make my Day [Stick Jones Remix]” (Stick Jones)
“Goose whipass exteeeended” (zefrank)
“Crunk !!!” (999 a Beat)
“Drive It Like You Stole It” (Glass Air)

Games Mentioned

Dogs in the Vineyard
Star Wars
Dresden Files RPG
Changeling: The Lost
Dungeons & Dragons
D&D Next
GURPS 4th Edition
Sorcery & Super Science!

June 12, 2012 Uncategorized joewolz